CheLOLsea

[Sutekh]

So the clown show that is Chelsea has got off to a great start.

2-0 home defeat to City and Sterling has come out and wants clarity on his Chelsea future after being left out of the squad for the first game of the season.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... dg5y8jrdno

Chelsea have 40 senior players - that is just insanity.

Tangent but Tosin's move there is utter madness. Goes from being one of the first names on Fulham's teamsheet to likely barely getting a start - indeed wouldn't be surprised if he too misses the matchday squad a few times. Bizarre choice for him at 26 and moving into his peak - and presumably still with aspirations to play international football.

What better way is there to rake it in while not being put at the risk of injury or getting stick from the terraces?

[Royal Rother]

Of course wages are important but it's really sad that the sport is quickly evolving into one where the income a player can accumulate is far more important to them than their actual playing career.

Maybe I'm too cynical but it seems to me that the number of players who are driven by the old mantra "I just want to play" diminishes every year. As is the age when the loss of that motivation kicks in.

The fact that agents become multi-millionaires on the back of all this is such a corrupting influence.

(I wonder which AL club will sign Sterling?)

[Sanguine]

You know what, for the LOLs I hope Chelsea keep doing what they are doing, but totally agree with Carragaher on MNF - 'players need to stop signing for Chelsea'.

The club currently in the process of spending £60m on Joao Felix, a player who flopped on loan only a year ago, so that Atletico can afford to buy Conor Gallagher, who was their best midfielder last season, so that Chelsea can manage their cash flow.

What a disastrous, and hilarious, mess.

[Sutekh]

You know what, for the LOLs I hope Chelsea keep doing what they are doing, but totally agree with Carragaher on MNF - 'players need to stop signing for Chelsea'.

The club currently in the process of spending £60m on Joao Felix, a player who flopped on loan only a year ago, so that Atletico can afford to buy Conor Gallagher, who was their best midfielder last season, so that Chelsea can manage their cash flow.

What a disastrous, and hilarious, mess.

And the PL don't see anything wrong with it

[Sutekh]

Chilwell told he can leave and both he and Stirling left out of squad to play Servette in the Conference League playoff on Thursday.

[Harrison Delbridge]

And maresca said he doesn't want sterling anymore after yesterday saying he does

[Winston Biscuit]

I would find it all a bit concerning if I was a chelsea fan. Even if they win the league I don't see how that sorts the finances out. A centre midfield pair costing £222M?!

First time I have ever had sympathy with Chelsea fans. Of any set of fans who know how forrin owners can come in and trash your club it's us.

[From Despair To Where?]

I would find it all a bit concerning if I was a chelsea fan. Even if they win the league I don't see how that sorts the finances out. A centre midfield pair costing £222M?!

First time I have ever had sympathy with Chelsea fans. Of any set of fans who know how forrin owners can come in and trash your club it's us.

Can't have to much sympathy. They've spent 20 years engaging in financial doping, we just had a financial dope.

[leon]

I would find it all a bit concerning if I was a chelsea fan. Even if they win the league I don't see how that sorts the finances out. A centre midfield pair costing £222M?!

First time I have ever had sympathy with Chelsea fans. Of any set of fans who know how forrin owners can come in and trash your club it's us.

Can't have to much sympathy. They've spent 20 years engaging in financial doping, we just had a financial dope.

Longer than 20. Horrific club. When Russia invaded Ukraine their moron far right fans were firmly on the Russian/Abramovich side.

I only hope it gets so much worse for them. And Leeds. Cnuts.

[From Despair To Where?]

I would find it all a bit concerning if I was a chelsea fan. Even if they win the league I don't see how that sorts the finances out. A centre midfield pair costing £222M?!

First time I have ever had sympathy with Chelsea fans. Of any set of fans who know how forrin owners can come in and trash your club it's us.

Can't have to much sympathy. They've spent 20 years engaging in financial doping, we just had a financial dope.

Longer than 20. Horrific club. When Russia invaded Ukraine their moron far right fans were firmly on the Russian/Abramovich side.

I only hope it gets so much worse for them. And Leeds. Cnuts.

Never used to hate Leeds. And then I moved to Yorkshire.......

[6ft Kerplunk]

Chelsea making Fernandez captain singing a racist song in the summer tells you all you need to know about the club.

[Winston Biscuit]

Mudryk fails a drugs test

[Sutekh]

Mudryk fails a drugs test

Is that from a post match drug test or just random tests conducted during the week?

[Winston Biscuit]

Mudryk fails a drugs test

Is that from a post match drug test or just random tests conducted during the week?

They've not said. all I can see is 'routine urine test' but afaik that can be requested after a match, at training, or any random time during the week (like when Rio Ferdinand 'missed' his)

[6ft Kerplunk]

Mudryk fails a drugs test

<insert performance enhancing punchline here>

[From Despair To Where?]

Gives them the opportunity to sack him for breach of contract. Not suggesting it's a stictch up but given their precarious FFP status, it wouldn't surprise me.

The Mutu conundrum. Why is it always Chelsea's overpaid flops that fail drug tests?

[Winston Biscuit]

read earlier that Mutu is still appealing it and dragging it out. Went to the ECHR in october this year with it

[Hendo]

Gives them the opportunity to sack him for breach of contract. Not suggesting it's a stictch up but given their precarious FFP status, it wouldn't surprise me.

The Mutu conundrum. Why is it always Chelsea's overpaid flops that fail drug tests?

Mudryk has got to be one of the biggest premier league flops of all time.

[Sutekh]

read earlier that Mutu is still appealing it and dragging it out. Went to the ECHR in october this year with it

ECHR?? It was a ****** drug charge wasn’t it!!!

[Royal Rother]

Gives them the opportunity to sack him for breach of contract. Not suggesting it's a stictch up but given their precarious FFP status, it wouldn't surprise me.

The Mutu conundrum. Why is it always Chelsea's overpaid flops that fail drug tests?

Mudryk has got to be one of the biggest premier league flops of all time.

Definitely.

I may be exaggerating SLIGHTLY here but it seems to me that every time he gets the ball in a dangerous position (which he does, quite often - to his credit I suppose) you know with blinding and hilarious certainty that nothing is going to come of it.

He has scored some goals but I am convinced they are flukes.

Antony is awful, but this guy is on another level.