Nabisco Biscuits

[sucatraps]

It is rumoured that America's biggest biscuit manufacturer, Nabisco is for sale at a knockdown £20 billion!!! The new owners are expected to restructure the company, imagine the new owners buying Reading as a publicity device. Leading to headlines like 'the Biscuitmen' get their very own 'sugar-daddy' wheyhey!

[Row Z Royal]

Another half-baked idea.

[brendywendy]

It is rumoured that America's biggest biscuit manufacturer, Nabisco is for sale at a knockdown £20 billion!!! The new owners are expected to restructure the company, imagine the new owners buying Reading as a publicity device. Leading to headlines like 'the Biscuitmen' get their very own 'sugar-daddy' wheyhey!

crumbs!

still for a club short of bread like we are it would be nice to be loaded for once

[sucatraps]

I had hoped for rather more 'biscuit-based' humourous replies, it seems I should stick my attempts at levity up my oreo's!

[Focher]

its gonna take me a while to digest this

[Stevie G]

And their subsequent marketing ploy would be to fully fill our team with Ginger Nuts,

Great

[Uke]

Simon Osborne could return after having made millions through shrewd investments and having shaken off his reputation for violence.

In fact the new rich Osborne would be totally different from the old butter Osborne...

[brendywendy]

you lot are crackers

erm.....something about a fig roll?

[Geekins]

If this happens i say we all doing the conga. Anyone up for meeting up at the stadium and doing the 'Party Ring' (Sorry, best i could do)

[Uke]

Playing Lincoln again would be nice

[Sarah Star]

We're going to get custard creamed aren't we.

[Dirk Gently]

I hear that Gary Birtles would come in as manager, even though at his age he's lost all his hair. But Gary Baldy is still a decent manager.

[Sarah Star]

I hear that Gary Birtles would come in as manager, even though at his age he's lost all his hair. But Gary Baldy is still a decent manager.

I was trying to think of a way to get garibaldi in. Good one!

[Uke]

The club are looking to get a new kit manufacturer based in Geneva, but no one's used them before so in a breakaway from tradition they're going to ask the fans first.

Would you risk it for a Swiss kit?

[sucatraps]

'Risk it for a Swiss kit' now that's what I'm talking about! thankyou everybody,

[sucatraps]

And their subsequent marketing ploy would be to fully fill our team with Ginger Nuts,

Great

and foreign imports like Amaretti, from Italy, presumably?

[Focher]

And their subsequent marketing ploy would be to fully fill our team with Ginger Nuts,

Great

or presumably move into the Foreign market, for players such as Francois Bourbon of France?

[JimmytheJim]

It's a shame this couldn't have happened sooner - an injection of extra funds could have helped us stay up instead of those jammie dodgers at Fulham.

[Geekins]

I think we've all gone crackers on this thread!

[Harry Carry]

Lets hope the club Hob Nob with some rich tea investors.