Total Rumour - Danny Wellbeck

[Arnie_Pie]

From the most dubious source - http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/

Manchester United have accepted an offer from Reading for Danny Welbeck believed to be around £4m

[Franchise FC]

From the most dubious source - http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/

Manchester United have accepted an offer from Reading for Danny Welbeck believed to be around £4m

Oh please !!

This is the site that daily gives me more laughs than Peter Kay.

[rg6royal]

a loan deal would be nice

[Ian Royal]

About as likely as Kate Moss turning up on my doorstep in 5 minutes and begging to screw me.

[Harry Carry]

About as likely as Kate Moss turning up on my doorstep in 5 minutes and begging to screw me.

could have picked a better looking bird than Moss m8!

[Wizard]

About as likely as Kate Moss turning up on my doorstep in 5 minutes and begging to screw me.

Did she turn up?

[Barry the bird boggler]

Perhaps he means the author....

[Deathy]

About as likely as Kate Moss turning up on my doorstep in 5 minutes and begging to screw me.

could have picked a better looking bird than Moss m8!

I'm surprised it wasn't you first with the news...

[Terminal Boardom]

About as likely as Kate Moss turning up on my doorstep in 5 minutes and begging to screw me.

could have picked a better looking bird than Moss m8!

I'm surprised it wasn't you first with the news...

Only because Harry only comes out with total bollox. This is just bollox!

[UpNorth]

The other rumour on the site was just as unlikely (I hope).

Dave Kitson to return to Reading with former Stoke target Kevin Doyle going the other way if valuations can be agreed. In advanced stages. Doyle not keen on joining Wolves.

[Ian Royal]

I can exclusively reveal that Kate Moss has not begged me to take her up the wrong'un today.

And for HC. Attractiveness is not relavent, merely liklihood of begging me to shag her.