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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Duffy » 04 Mar 2019 11:40

I didn't think it was a penalty for City. The Ream one, I've seen them given and was quite surprised it wasn't given considering how far his arm was out.

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by Victor Meldrew » 04 Mar 2019 11:45

Eddie Howe (amazingly favourite with the bookies to be the next England manager) comes up with a masterplan at home to City on Saturday.
Play 10 defenders and a keeper, don't attack,meaning don't have any corners, no shots and no goals.
City had 23 attempts.

If this had been Basingstoke at home to City in a cup game I could understand the tactic as with a 0-0 it would mean a lucrative replay but this was a mid-table side at home to a team in the same division.

For the sake of football, even if it didn't help Liverpool's cause, I was glad that City won the game.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Sanguine » 04 Mar 2019 12:57

Duffy I didn't think it was a penalty for City. The Ream one, I've seen them given and was quite surprised it wasn't given considering how far his arm was out.


:|

Ream's arm was about 2 inches from his body and didn't move. The ball was smashed at his arm from two feet away. Never a penalty.

Kes.

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by Sanguine » 04 Mar 2019 12:58

Victor Meldrew Eddie Howe (amazingly favourite with the bookies to be the next England manager) comes up with a masterplan at home to City on Saturday.
Play 10 defenders and a keeper, don't attack,meaning don't have any corners, no shots and no goals.
City had 23 attempts.

If this had been Basingstoke at home to City in a cup game I could understand the tactic as with a 0-0 it would mean a lucrative replay but this was a mid-table side at home to a team in the same division.

For the sake of football, even if it didn't help Liverpool's cause, I was glad that City won the game.


First Premier League team since Opta started statting not to have a shot on goal.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Duffy » 04 Mar 2019 13:22

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Duffy I didn't think it was a penalty for City. The Ream one, I've seen them given and was quite surprised it wasn't given considering how far his arm was out.


:|

Ream's arm was about 2 inches from his body and didn't move. The ball was smashed at his arm from two feet away. Never a penalty.

Kes.


You've got your feet and inches muddled up.


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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Sanguine » 04 Mar 2019 13:25

Surprised you don't muddle your usernames up.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Duffy » 04 Mar 2019 13:28

Sanguine Surprised you don't muddle your usernames up.


Why do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Hendo » 04 Mar 2019 15:49

Duffy
Sanguine Surprised you don't muddle your usernames up.


Why do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea.


A blind deer. HTH.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by The Enfield Royal71 » 04 Mar 2019 20:14

Analogies have always been hard for our Kes.


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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Duffy » 05 Mar 2019 09:25

It's not an analogy. It's a joke.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Snowflake Royal » 05 Mar 2019 12:49

Traditionally struggled with those too tbf.

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by stealthpapes » 05 Mar 2019 21:18


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by Duffy » 06 Mar 2019 09:30

Snowflake Royal Traditionally struggled with those too tbf.


6003 posts from Snowflake Royal and as far as I can see, not a funny one. Lots of replies to mocking people mocking you though.


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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Old Man Andrews » 06 Mar 2019 09:32

Ian is far superior to you in every single way. People like Ian despite his flaws where as nobody wants you here, nobody has ever wanted you.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Winston Biscuit » 17 May 2019 16:24

Genuinely never known a hype train like the one around Phil Foden for the last 2 years or so.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48053703


maybe a bit harsh, but I am so f*cking bored of hearing about this kid.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by AthleticoSpizz » 18 May 2019 19:22

Job done, and comfortably so.....I guess

Felt Watford were a little unlucky in the early stages...great save from Ederson...penalty shout etc etc.

Interesting point pre-match on the beeb (or did I mishear it?) Citehs bench something like £250 million, Watfords starting line-up £47 million.

Still fair do’s to them, a decent treble for the ‘better’ half of Manchester

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by stealthpapes » 21 Sep 2019 15:21

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

18 minutes in. Manchester City 5-0 Watford.

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Franchise FC » 21 Sep 2019 21:12

stealthpapes You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

18 minutes in. Manchester City 5-0 Watford.


According to Le Tiss they missed half a dozen really straightforward chances as well :shock:

They like ripping Watford a new one

Was beginning to think this was on the wrong thread.
Man City won the toss, batted first and declared on 8 without loss

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Sutekh » 07 Oct 2019 08:55

Well what happened there then?

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Re: Man CitHEHEHE

by Old Man Andrews » 07 Oct 2019 08:56

Sutekh Well what happened there then?

Man City lost 2-0 to Wolves m8.

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