Club 1871 - the What, When, Where, How, Who & Why Thread

[The Enfield Royal71]

Concentrating on his Enfield Royal and John Smith accounts. I'm sure the OMA persona will be back once Enfield Royal is banned again.

Im not OMA and I'm not getting banned.

[John Smith]

Concentrating on his Enfield Royal and John Smith accounts. I'm sure the OMA persona will be back once Enfield Royal is banned again.

Im not OMA and I'm not getting banned.

Me neither

[Ascotexgunner]

£3.50 Quorn pie

I don't know why but that made me laugh on what is otherwise a thoroughly miserable day.....Thank you Green.

[One87One]

Should be a near sell-out in most games next season. Great effort that. Hopefully only a handful moved across for the cheaper seats and the majority are singers.

[The Enfield Royal71]

Should be a near sell-out in most games next season. Great effort that. Hopefully only a handful moved across for the cheaper seats and the majority are singers.

I can't wait to start my new st seat in club 1871.

Have the hooligans and trouble makers moved away?

[AthleticoSpizz]

Think Big Foot is a respectable married man now

[Snowflake Royal]

Nah it's a hotbed of drugs knife crime and bullying

[Hendo]

Nah it's a hotbed of drugs knife crime and bullying

And bad punctuation?

[The Enfield Royal71]

Nah it's a hotbed of drugs knife crime and bullying

And bad punctuation?

You never heard of a drugs knife? All the mandem have them these days.

[One87One]

C1871 now supplying our food around the stadium. When will this madness end?

https://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/2019/j ... n-2019-20/

[The Enfield Royal71]

Gentrification has gone too far. We are not Shoreditch Fc or Borough food market town. This is football. It's about piss poor pints, lukewarm pies and stodgy chips.

We will be the laughing stock of the league.

[Platypuss]

Gentrification has gone too far. We are not Shoreditch Fc or Borough food market town. This is football. It's about piss poor pints, lukewarm pies and stodgy chips.

We will be the laughing stock of the league.

Indeed.
And that green kit is an abomination too.

[windermereROYAL]

Where is OMA when you need him? people getting they`re knickers in a twist over a nothing story, I`m fairly sure there are more important club related things to worry about at the present moment.

[Snowflake Royal]

Where is OMA when you need him? people getting they`re knickers in a twist over a nothing story, I`m fairly sure there are more important club related things to worry about at the present moment.

is anyone getting their knickers in a twist or is it just DD lamely trolling?

[The Enfield Royal71]

Gentrification has gone too far. We are not Shoreditch Fc or Borough food market town. This is football. It's about piss poor pints, lukewarm pies and stodgy chips.

We will be the laughing stock of the league.

Indeed.
And that green kit is an abomination too.

It's actually rather nice and different. I like it.

[The Enfield Royal71]

Where is OMA when you need him? people getting they`re knickers in a twist over a nothing story, I`m fairly sure there are more important club related things to worry about at the present moment.

is anyone getting their knickers in a twist or is it just DD lamely trolling?

I was being sarcastic. I love the food market they do.

[One87One]

In for the mac n cheese, and pulled pork rolls!

[AthleticoSpizz]

Spoilt brats...boiled Westlers Burgers washed down with ‘Narizz Fizz’ cola was the treat after a couple of pints at the Swiss Cottage

[One87One]

Having recently been introduced to Bovril with half a stock cube, I’m really looking forward to those cold matches sat there with my thermos flask.

* Dwayne Dibbly Mode Off *

[The Enfield Royal71]

Having recently been introduced to Bovril with half a stock cube, I’m really looking forward to those cold matches sat there with my thermos flask.

* Dwayne Dibbly Mode Off *

Ugh. Bovril. The literal worst drink bar bleach.