Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by 6ft Kerplunk » 23 Jun 2026 17:24

Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:19 ^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
Are you married to Roy Keane?

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by The Cap » 23 Jun 2026 18:05

6ft Kerplunk wrote: 23 Jun 2026 17:24
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:19 ^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
Are you married to Roy Keane?
:lol: So many jokers on this board. Have to start calling it something else soon.

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by SouthDownsRoyal » 23 Jun 2026 18:24

Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:19 ^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
True story?

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by WestYorksRoyal » 23 Jun 2026 18:30

I think you'll find that negotiating transfer fees and contracts is much harder than making a burger.

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Sutekh » 23 Jun 2026 19:10

Colchester Gazette carries some first words from Kyreece on the move….

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/sport/co ... olchester/

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Orion1871 » 23 Jun 2026 19:31

Sutekh wrote: 23 Jun 2026 19:10 Colchester Gazette copies the words from the Reading FC youtube interview with Kyreece on the move….

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/sport/co ... olchester/
Corrected.

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Brogue » 23 Jun 2026 19:43

WestYorksRoyal wrote: 23 Jun 2026 18:30 I think you'll find that negotiating transfer fees and contracts is much harder than making a burger.
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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by linkenholtroyal » 23 Jun 2026 20:01

The Cap wrote: 23 Jun 2026 18:05
6ft Kerplunk wrote: 23 Jun 2026 17:24
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23

Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
Are you married to Roy Keane?
:lol: So many jokers on this board. Have to start calling it something else soon.
Maybe play your players right and we can do a vote on higher or lower on the quality compared to the last signing??

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by linkenholtroyal » 23 Jun 2026 20:03

Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 19:43
WestYorksRoyal wrote: 23 Jun 2026 18:30 I think you'll find that negotiating transfer fees and contracts is much harder than making a burger.
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What’s this got to do with Fish Fingers?

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by SouthDownsRoyal » 23 Jun 2026 20:55

linkenholtroyal wrote: 23 Jun 2026 20:03
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 19:43
WestYorksRoyal wrote: 23 Jun 2026 18:30 I think you'll find that negotiating transfer fees and contracts is much harder than making a burger.
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What’s this got to do with Fish Fingers?
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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Armadillo Roadkill » 24 Jun 2026 09:50

Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:19 ^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by leon » 24 Jun 2026 09:57

Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:19 ^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
and someone did a shit in the deep fat fryer

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Brogue » 24 Jun 2026 10:00

Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:19 ^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing. t

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
you mean they've done the bare minimum of what a paying customer expects a burger joint to be? Clean with safe food... yeah i guess we can praise them for that. But they are not winning any great taste awards

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Sutekh » 24 Jun 2026 10:40

leon wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:57
Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23

Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
and someone did a shit in the deep fat fryer
When it was on ? :shock:

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Forbury Lion » 24 Jun 2026 13:05

Sutekh wrote: 24 Jun 2026 10:40
leon wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:57
Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50

If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
and someone did a shit in the deep fat fryer
When it was on ? :shock:
No wonder we switched to Pukka Pies

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by linkenholtroyal » 24 Jun 2026 13:13

Sutekh wrote: 24 Jun 2026 10:40
leon wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:57
Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50

If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
and someone did a shit in the deep fat fryer
When it was on ? :shock:
Is that known as a danger splash back? :lol:

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by SouthDownsRoyal » 24 Jun 2026 13:53

Forbury Lion wrote: 24 Jun 2026 13:05
Sutekh wrote: 24 Jun 2026 10:40
leon wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:57

and someone did a shit in the deep fat fryer
When it was on ? :shock:
No wonder we switched to Pukka Pies
Don’t compromise

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Royalwaster » 24 Jun 2026 14:52

Brogue wrote: 24 Jun 2026 10:00
Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50
Brogue wrote: 23 Jun 2026 15:23

Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing. t

I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,

I rushed home and said to my wife;

"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".

Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"

Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
you mean they've done the bare minimum of what a paying customer expects a burger joint to be? Clean with safe food... yeah i guess we can praise them for that. But they are not winning any great taste awards
You're so negative it's really unreal - the owners have actually paid a pretty substantial transfer fee and all you can do is whinge. I mean seriously.

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Sutekh » 24 Jun 2026 15:29

Royalwaster wrote: 24 Jun 2026 14:52
Brogue wrote: 24 Jun 2026 10:00
Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50

If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
you mean they've done the bare minimum of what a paying customer expects a burger joint to be? Clean with safe food... yeah i guess we can praise them for that. But they are not winning any great taste awards
You're so negative it's really unreal - the owners have actually paid a pretty substantial transfer fee and all you can do is whinge. I mean seriously.
There’s always those that don’t wait to see and judge things first, just go right on with their narrative. Who knows whether Kyreece will be the worst ever signing or a right little diamond until he’s played a few games? He’ll probably be somewhere in between as a lot of it will come down to the management’s plans for the team overall. No point buying a Lamborghini and then teaming it up with a couple of tractors and a rusty 2CV.

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Re: Confimred Kyreece Lisbie

by Brogue » 24 Jun 2026 15:31

Royalwaster wrote: 24 Jun 2026 14:52
Brogue wrote: 24 Jun 2026 10:00
Armadillo Roadkill wrote: 24 Jun 2026 09:50

If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.
you mean they've done the bare minimum of what a paying customer expects a burger joint to be? Clean with safe food... yeah i guess we can praise them for that. But they are not winning any great taste awards
You're so negative it's really unreal - the owners have actually paid a pretty substantial transfer fee and all you can do is whinge. I mean seriously.
Are you fcuking stupid in incapable of reading? Ive already said the transfer is good and ive already said well done to the owners. I was specifically targeted a couple of pages back saying am I not happy with the owners now after this signing. I’m not moaning or complaining about anything, I’m simply replying saying no, this hasn’t changed my opinion of the owners. So get back in your box twat.

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