by Armadillo Roadkill »
24 Jun 2026 09:50
24 Jun 2026 09:50
Brogue wrote: ↑23 Jun 2026 15:23
Extended-Phenotype wrote: ↑23 Jun 2026 15:19
^ Christ, imagine the meltdown we’ll get if we sign a second player
Guess what? We will sign a second player. And guess what? That's normal; that's what normal football clubs do. But apparently that means the owner is amazing.
I went to McDonald's the other day, and they served me a burger. McDonald's are so amazing,
I rushed home and said to my wife;
"You'll never guess what, I went in there, and they served me a burger. Christ. Isn't it amazing how they served me a burger? They really deserve praise for serving me that burger".
Wife: " but isnt what they are supposed to do?"
Me "Well, yeah, I guess"
If you went into a burger place that had been run down for years, kept on failing its food hygiene ratings etc, but the new owner has cleaned the place up, hired new staff and bought in some new menu ideas, maybe Mrs Brogue wouldn't be quite so dismissive of the new owner's efforts to turn things around.