The footballer gets arrested thread

[Y21_Royal]

Seems like we may as well have an entire thread for it since it seemingly happens each week.

This week's players is the unique Titus Bramble. Arrested on suspicion of rape

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-11387989

[rfcjoe]

SHOCK.

[soggy biscuit]

Being Bramble he probably stumbled backwards before tripping over his own feet and accidentally landing on top of the women

[rfcjoe]

prolly tripped over his c0ck tbf.

[Royal Lady]

prolly tripped over his c0ck tbf.

Soggy was much funnier.

[rfcjoe]

Follow me if you want.

[weybridgewanderer]

was he aiming fo rthe bird next to this one and missed?

hope his lawyers a better defender than he is!

Bramble was rumoured to be one of the players involved in an alleged "roasting" in a London hotel a few years back

[TBM]

Did she have a tightarse?

[Terminal Boardom]

I wonder if Titus captured the moment on his Blackberry

[rfcjoe]

racist

[Maguire]

At least now we know why he's got the touch of a rapist.

[Y21_Royal]

Southampton's Lee Barnard has been arrested for assault after a man was found unconsious with head injuries. Barnard had hand injuries. You do the maths.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11464685

[Y21_Royal]

May be a little early with this but Anton Ferdinand faces arrest after missing a court appearance for driving whilst on his phone. Idiocy: 20

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-11522054

[Hoop Blah]

Andy Carroll arrested earlier in the week on charges of assaulting his girlfriend and told he had to go and live with Kevin Nolan.

Sounds like he's now had his Range Rover torched on Nolan's drive!

[exileinleeds]

The're all at it.

Footballer Manuel da Costa arrested over sex assault http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11594078

[Skyline]

Andy Carroll arrested earlier in the week on charges of assaulting his girlfriend and told he had to go and live with Kevin Nolan.

Sounds like he's now had his Range Rover torched on Nolan's drive!

Has Carroll's other court case happened yet? The one from where he got arrested back in December last year - night club brawl IIRC.

[rfcjoe]

The're all at it.

Footballer Manuel da Costa arrested over sex assault http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11594078

What a LAD.

[Skyline]

Andy Carroll arrested earlier in the week on charges of assaulting his girlfriend and told he had to go and live with Kevin Nolan.

Sounds like he's now had his Range Rover torched on Nolan's drive!

Has Carroll's other court case happened yet? The one from where he got arrested back in December last year - night club brawl IIRC.

To answer my own question: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11620004

Newcastle United striker Andy Carroll has admitted assaulting a man in a nightclub.

At Newcastle Crown Court the 21-year-old pleaded guilty to common assault and was fined £1,000. He was also ordered to pay £2,500 compensation.

The court heard he threw his drink over Michael Cook in Newcastle nightclub Blu Bambu in December.

Carroll's glass accidentally slipped out of his hand and caused a cut to Mr Cook's eyebrow, the court heard.

He was also ordered to pay court costs of nearly £1,500.

Re the bit in bold - anyone else think that's up there with 'The cheque is in the post'?

[Hoop Blah]

I said it a while back, but Carroll is a carbon copy of Duncan Ferguson.

[6ft Kerplunk]

Ferguson only assaulted thieves when he was in a house.