Weekend Football

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Re: Weekend Football

by Sanguine » 21 Apr 2026 10:03

Fwiw, City's win at the weekend means there won't be a play-off to decide the Premier League title. A 1-1 draw would have seen that possibility remain, but City now have the best of the head to head record. Remains unlikely - but possible, that the teams could finish the season equal on points, GD and goals scored.

Also fwiw, as I didn't know this - if this happens anywhere in the table not affected by the title, European qualification or relegation, then the two teams are deemed tied and occupy the same official position in the league.

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Re: Weekend Football

by 6ft Kerplunk » 21 Apr 2026 17:27

The Premier League should have announced last week that goals from corners wouldn't be counted towards GD if it was a tie just to watch the Arsenal fans explode.

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Re: Weekend Football

by leon » 22 Apr 2026 21:49

Fcuking hell Man City are shit to watch. Tedious football

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Re: Weekend Football

by Royal Rother » 23 Apr 2026 07:32

leon wrote: 22 Apr 2026 21:49 Fcuking hell Man City are shit to watch. Tedious football
28 shots, 9 on target, 2 hit the woodwork, numerous blocked.

They were way way off their best and fiddling about in the oppo box too often (72 touches!), but at least they were generally driving forward with the ball rather than knocking it backwards and sideways in their own half for minutes on end, at least their keeper wasn’t standing on the ball for 20 seconds looking for a pass out from the back, at least they weren’t taking a minute over every throw in and corner, at least they weren’t reliant on set pieces for their best opportunities to score…

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 24 Apr 2026 20:58

Sunderland fans booing their team off

Genuinely gob smacking :lol:

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Re: Weekend Football

by Ascotexgunner » 24 Apr 2026 21:30

Winston Biscuit wrote: 24 Apr 2026 20:58 Sunderland fans booing their team off

Genuinely gob smacking :lol:
Just need West Ham to turn up now.

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Re: Weekend Football

by leon » 25 Apr 2026 01:14

Royal Rother wrote: 23 Apr 2026 07:32
leon wrote: 22 Apr 2026 21:49 Fcuking hell Man City are shit to watch. Tedious football
28 shots, 9 on target, 2 hit the woodwork, numerous blocked.

They were way way off their best and fiddling about in the oppo box too often (72 touches!), but at least they were generally driving forward with the ball rather than knocking it backwards and sideways in their own half for minutes on end, at least their keeper wasn’t standing on the ball for 20 seconds looking for a pass out from the back, at least they weren’t taking a minute over every throw in and corner, at least they weren’t reliant on set pieces for their best opportunities to score…
what can I say, "best league in the world!!!"

terrible football all round

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Re: Weekend Football

by Winston Biscuit » 25 Apr 2026 09:10

That's one thing that feels different this season. Usually as a neutral you look forward to watching the games involving the 2 chasing the title as they are entertaining to watch. But Arsenal and Man City are both really just not much fun to watch this season.

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Re: Weekend Football

by Sutekh » 03 May 2026 15:23

Reckon United are on for an easy 3 points thanks to loSt trying to play safe again.

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Re: Weekend Football

by katweslowski » 03 May 2026 16:38

It's amazing just how much better Man United look under Carrick. They actually look like a team.

My friend who is a Liverpool fan texted to say "I just left. Never left a game early before"

What he meant was he was watching in the pub and went home at half time :roll: typical big 4 type fan

On a side note:

Just how shit is sky sports half time now?! It used to be a chance to dissect some plays, defensive issues, a goal, or tactics. Now it's just adverts with about 2 minutes from the studio team.

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Re: Weekend Football

by BRO_BOT » 03 May 2026 16:42

Sutekh wrote: 03 May 2026 15:23 Reckon United are on for an easy 3 points thanks to loSt trying to play safe again.
Looked that way, but they're back in it now.

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Re: Weekend Football

by John Madejski's Wallet » 03 May 2026 16:50

2-2 :lol:

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Re: Weekend Football

by BRO_BOT » 03 May 2026 17:28

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Re: Weekend Football

by Sutekh » 03 May 2026 17:30

Next it’s come on Villa

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Re: Weekend Football

by katweslowski » 03 May 2026 17:51

I've got some beer and wine for the villa game. I've got a horrible feeling Tottenham will turn up and get a win

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Re: Weekend Football

by katweslowski » 03 May 2026 18:09

May I also say once again, Peter Drury is an insufferable pcnut and I'm so sick his continual SCREEAAAAAMING of the players name anytime there's a shot, as well as his stupid poetic, stupid monologues.

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Re: Weekend Football

by katweslowski » 03 May 2026 19:51

oxf*rd sake

1) ref cam is shit. Stop shoving it down our.throat as if it's some amazing view

2) spurs look amazing

3) worst villa performance for ages. They look so bad it's unreal. Endless mistakes, weak, slow, no possession, just terrible.

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Re: Weekend Football

by genome » 03 May 2026 21:05

Massive win

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Re: Weekend Football

by Royal Rother » 04 May 2026 06:58

genome wrote: 03 May 2026 21:05Massive win


And they looked really good doing it.
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Re: Weekend Football

by Sutekh » 04 May 2026 07:11

BUM! Looks like we’ll have to settle for the other half of the media darlings to go down.

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